I need to come clean. I was a marriage bore.
Ten days to my marriage. Three days. As if you wanted to know! I was even
playing games when out and about, endeavouring to tell as many people as
possible I was getting married.
“That’ll be £1.50 please.”
‘Thank you. Your change will go some way towards our wedding plans. We’re
getting married, you know.’
‘Give me a ring later’
“I can’t, though you are a not unattractive 50-year-old plumber, I am
betrothed to another, and have but one ring for the woman I love”
“Single or return?”
‘Single now, but come the weekend things will have dramatically taken a turn
for the better!’
So, I’m now married, and back from honeymoon. Last mention. And on with
crosswords. Clues invited for ‘wedding tackle’ please.